What’s wrong with the world today? It used to be—oh, say, five years ago—that cable TV would rather drop dead than let a Friday the 13th pass without some network airing a Friday the 13th marathon.

What did I find on the air last night? Damn near nothing! The closest I got to horror movies was the AMC Fright Friday block, which was featuring They Live. I was witness to a hilarious brawl between two friends over whether or not one of the guys would put on some sunglasses; you see, the sunglasses let you see which people had been taken over by aliens.

I’m of half a mind to rent Freddy Vs. Jason, just to get my fix. That’d be an awesome Valentine’s Day.