My ears are bleeding, and my eyes are crying tears of blood. And the iTunes Music Store, in corroboration with this man:

is responsible. There can be no kind, merciful god in a world where I can find this on the front page of the iTunes Music Store:

Marin, cruel sister that she is, made me play all four of his abominations covers. As Pedro would say: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!