Another day, another crushingly urgent stop-everything project dropped in my lap. Yay. I now have enough paper in my cubicle to create an impenetrable fortress; now I just need to figure out what I’d actually do with an impenetrable fortress. The only other event of note that distinguishes this day from any other is that I purchased a memory card for the GameCube, so I can now start unlocking things in Soul Calibur II. Go me.

In the absence of exciting activity, I shall once again divert your attention to something humorous: Rumsfeld Fighting Technique (link, as usual, ripped from numenor.ca).

Donald Rumsfeld is the bomb.