Mac Mini? Fuck that shit! Revised iMac!

I'm quite impressed by Apple's new offerings; I'd even go so far as to posit that they're the best deal that Apple's ever offered... especially that low-end model. (Damn! If only these had been around when I was looking to upgrade...)

Hell, I'd recommend one to my neighbor's dog. You hear that, Casey?

...and this is the most profane recommendation post ever. I should be paid proud.