My coworkers don’t know it yet, but the unification of information project has already seen stunning success. Soon people will refer to me as Mr. Carpenter, and those especially close will call me Joker.

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Damn it’s been a long year. I’ll be glad when I finally have something to show for all my effort—even though that just means that people will ask even more of me. (*sob*) This is the last time I ever have a bright idea.