I, however, am not a bad enough dude to rescue him. :(

UPDATE: It is actually the President's daughter who has been kidnapped, and the zombie people surrounding me don't look terribly ninja-like. And, for what it's worth, Leon S. Kennedy don't have even a quarter of the cool moves that Snake does.

I could totally take these MFers down, if I could only peek around corners. And head shots should definitely drop people—zombies, ninjas, whatever—with one shot. Manalive.