I just saw a TV trailer for 10.5: Apocalypse. As in the sequel to 10.5.

10.5 got a sequel. Think about that for a second.

I mean, even I couldn't sit through all of 10.5—I was gasping for air within ten minutes, I was laughing so hard. And what's the story going to be, this time? Is the President (Beau Bridges, who I will forever fondly remember as one of the two adults found ramming their cars into each other in a crucial scene of The Wizard) going to once again not listen to the crackpot scientist who—amazingly enough—was right about the first (...words cannot express how much I hate having to distinguish these...) 10.5 earthquake?

Or is it going to consist entirely of scenes of matchbox cars diving into a model ocean off of a model Golden Gate Bridge?

The mind boggles.