I just found the following in my inbox:

Allegedly [Brent] is graduating in about a week. He will be in Portland on Saturday to attend the party that you are now getting the invitation to. Show up at 1 PM at my place. Eat, drink, berate [Brent]. Remind him of the time you did that cool thing and he just watched. Call me if you have any questions. Forward this to other relevant people.

[A.] “I will use my degree to construct a way to make fun of Brent so help me God” [D.]

It’s good to have friends.