I wish I could say that the worst thing that happened today was that I had to shell out for an extended warranty for my computer (the first time I’ve ever felt like I’ve needed to do so, even). As it is, though, I’m milking that for all the bitter humor that I can [that is the most expensive cardboard box I’ve ever bought] without actually caring all that much about it.

Right now I have a much bigger monkey on my back to worry about.