I’ve lost the secret documents!

Which is just great—the last thing I need is to be the victim of identity theft. I suppose I’m going to have to tear my house apart from top to bottom in the hopes that this thing just got shuffled into some random corner.

Of course, we took out garbage and recycling yesterday. I may already be sunk….

[Update: here’s a hint for my opening reference, for those few of you who haven’t seen it yet.]