Capsule Review: The Island

The Island is mathematically equal to parts: the clonus horror.

Yes, that “parts: the clonus horror.” The one that MST3K ripped, and the one that I’ve seen two or three times in its MST3K variant.

They’re so much the same movie, that I’m honestly shocked that seemingly nobody has mentioned it. (disclaimer: I don’t get out much.)

Anyway, on to the math: take the exact same plot. Remove the critically acclaimed only you can prevent crotch fires! scene, but add a touch of hi, I’m Scarlett Johansson, and I’m hot. Take something away and add a bit of something else, and you end up back where you started. Q.E.D.

 

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