Protect your loved ones!
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A peculiar side-effect of sleeping all the bloody time is that your internal clock gets horribly, horribly confused. I seem to be more mentally awake right now than I am during portions of the day.
And yet, at the same time, my physical body is horrendously tired. I can’t wait until I’m both healthy and on something even resembling a normal schedule.
As an expert in such matters, I think there’s a glaringly obvious disparity between the title of this post and its content. Zombie Brent roams the Earth? I for one fail to see how being “horrendously tired” and having a confused internal clock equates to biting people, disemboweling them, and eating their viscera.