My email has recently been flooded with messages warning me about this (ostensibly) sex video making the rounds online featuring me and some attractive gal. I have been warned that my mother, father, wife, girlfriend, pastor, neighbors, and mayor will disown and/or kill me if they ever see this video.
(I’ve been sweating bullets about this video all day.)
I have also been asked where I hid the camera, where I found this girl, and if I would be interested in Meg.a D I K.
These all (save the last) then include a YouTube-looking address with an actual URL that’s some spammy IP address. I was disappointed to learn that the YouTube URLs are fake.
If I were going to spam, I’d at least do it with some class.
Beware, Brent! In this Internet age, your sex videos are not safe!
Alternately, beware, Brent! Beware of blackspam! (Dunno if that one will catch on.)
I’m sure that fake blackmail spam will be attempted in the near future.
Also: wE hAvE yOuR dAuGhTeR. iF yOu WiSh To SeE hEr AgAiN, cLiCk ThIs LiNk.