As I entered the break room and made my way to the fridge, I overheard my co-workers discussing a book (probably Twilight-related). Teri mentioned how she originally thought so-and-so was a good vampire, and others expressed disbelief that she would have thought that. Then, a momentary pause, and I speak up without turning around:

“The only good vampire is a dead one!”

…

“What? Ain’t any of you ever played Castlevania?”

(Lindsay’s response: What’s Castlevania? A computer game? Sigh.)