In no particular order:

• Leather pants: when it is reasonable for one to wear them (answer: depends on age—with a max of around thirty—and further limited by the presence of love handles).
• Cool shit: how DARPA has it, despite being evil.
• Use of follows as “meat shields”: Trevor’s extension of my usual “follows are weapons” line of thought.
• Why are they videotaping us: don’t screw up don’t screw up don’t screw up oh crap i screwed up
• Lip gloss applicators: what *will* they think of next?
• Why Shakira’s “Objection (Tango)” is not a tango: YOU PEOPLE ARE MURDERING THE TANGO STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT (<— my reaction, and I don't even care all that much for tango)
• How I told Barry that I was done bitching about how people butchered the tango during Shakira’s “Objection (Tango),” but totally lied: it burns every time I think about it.
• The “dance” dating technique: specifically, why George and Beth should date because they look soooo good dancing together (not my logic, BTW; I should have married a couple people over the years, by similar lines of thought).
• The creepy dating age difference calculation: I’ve been outed as a reader of XKCD.