A little earlier I got a call from Brian, who needed cigars quickly for a bachelor party. I (er… Google Maps) directed him to the nearby Smoke Shack, whose reviews informed me they have a convenient drive-thru window, and they sell Cocaine (apparently some energy drink?).
Brian just reported back: the Smoke Shack sent him to Tobacco Town, where he “was quite possibly served by someone on drugs.”
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