I Am Alive

Yesterday I discovered that the overwhelming majority of my office is reading pornographic Twilight fanfiction. I felt like I was one of the last islands of humanity in a sea of… of… infected. (The title of this post is a topical reference, not a commentary on my posting frequency.)

Making things even more creepy, nobody referred to it by name. It was always “how far along are you?” or “which book are you on?” or “how’s the book?” Nothing else was discussed; the subject was assumed by all. Gave me chills.


2 Responses to I Am Alive

  1. Barry says:

    Wow, I didn’t know it’s erotic Twilight fanfiction. wahahaha. Also, zero dudes have read it.

  2. Brent says:

    Oh, but one of the guys in the office–there are three total, and it certainly wasn’t me–expressed extreme interest in reading the first book!

    (It’s been over 24 hours now, and I’m still not sure how I should have responded to that.)


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