Fail Trooper: hahahahahaha

Thu 11 March 2010, 9:33 AM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ Comment

Danger/Xing: if only more short stories were written like this.

Wed 10 March 2010, 1:35 PM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ Comment

I am a pending statistic. Looks like my ol' credit card number has been stolen (probably from Monoprice, given the warning on their front page)... now I'm just waiting for the charge from TMA*AFFILNAME,GAMENAME to post so that I can call my credit card company and report it as fraud.

Ugh.

Wed 10 March 2010, 12:53 PM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ Comment

Today's experiment... FAILED

Tue 9 March 2010, 9:30 PM ⁄⁄ Comment

Final waltz class tonight meant that we each had to do a mini-performance for the class: two laps around the room, once with the choreography we learned in class and once with our own choreography.

End result: I don't really remember much about my performance. I do recall that my follow and I had a few points where we disagreed about which foot we should be on. Most interesting to me is that I don't recall whether or not we were actually on-beat—something I had noticed was off in some earlier performances and hoped to (at a minimum) get right.

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Some of the other couples were quite good, though. Damn good, even.

My last task of the evening is to choreograph an international waltz routine for a single trip around the dance floor. I only have thirteen moves (and four of those are simple spins broken up into "first half" and "second half"), but the potential combinations are daunting.

This routine shouldn't be the same as the routine we've learned in class. At the same time, though, it's always nice if you can get the moves to flow into each other, rather than being a herky-jerky mess because you didn't consider the rotation of each step.

And then there's the little problem that I'm supposed to have this routine memorized by tomorrow evening. (Brent's Dark Secret: he sucks at following routines, even when each step is called out in advance.)

Mon 8 March 2010, 11:32 PM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ Comment

Ajinomoto Stadium: dude made the right choice.

Mon 8 March 2010, 6:04 PM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ Comment

Red banner day

Mon 8 March 2010, 10:48 AM ⁄⁄ 2 Comments

For the first time in a really long time (I'm guessing back in 2000, or thereabouts), I weigh less than 200 pounds. I'm wearing pants I haven't worn for a similar length of time, too.

I don't even know how much I weighed at my peak—I didn't bother getting on a scale until some four or five months into exercising—but I have lost over 25 pounds since I started weighing myself. Most of that was thanks to the unsurprisingly effective combination of eating less (not really "dieting" in any strict sense; just eating less crap and eating less in general) and exercising more.

I've lost the most-recent pounds without exercising, however. Sunriver was the straw that broke my already-broken schedule completely, and I still haven't figured out a routine that I can keep reliably. The last week I've been fighting off a sore throat/cough combination bug that's taken most of the wind out of my sails... long story short, I've gone about two weeks without exercise. And yet I still lost enough weight (muscle mass) to hit a milestone.

I still have a good bit more I need to lose, but I'm glad that I've finally turned the corner in this battle.

Tonight Jill informed me that Yogurt Extreme is the new hip place on Monroe. (Yes, she specifically used that language... why don't you believe me?) Give yourself as much frozen yogurt as you want, sprinkle on whatever toppings you want, and then at the end they weigh your creation and charge you per ounce.

"Sounds dangerous," I commented after she explained the setup. "It is," she agreed.

Tue 2 March 2010, 11:16 PM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ Comment

"Nothing is old but shoes and hats," declares my daily Yotsuba&! calendar. I'm not quite sure where Kiyohiko Azuma gets his quotes from, sometimes.

Stupid post-nasal-drip cold took me out hard this last weekend. My throat's still a bit janky, but I appear to be on the mend at this point. I took my forced down-time as an opportunity to get caught up on my RSS feeds, which was super-exciting so I'll spare you the details.

Next up (but not tonight): upgrade the blog to Movable Type 5. Maybe I'll even throw some new pictures into the side rotation, if I get ambitious!

Tue 2 March 2010, 11:04 PM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ 1 Comment

Sunriver & thereafter

Thu 25 February 2010, 11:59 PM ⁄⁄ Comment

Sunriver 2010 was this last weekend, which is a time for my group of friends to gather and have fun. This is the last year that we'll be gathering without babies present—if not the last year we'll be gathering, period. Unlike previous years (the years I've gone, at least), the weekend was entirely laid-back and relaxing.

Myles set up a Google Spreadsheet that we could use to determine who was bringing what food and games; an instant later we demonstrated everything that was wrong with collaborative spreadsheets. This is the document's final form (after Brian spent a good half hour cleaning things up, mind you—click for super-sized version):

Our general plan for the trip was to spend it playing mahjong and watching curling. Turns out that NBC kept curling on various fancy-pants channels that we didn't get, so we settled for mahjong and (among other Olympic events) ice dancing.

I didn't even know ice dancing was an event until Sunday evening. I somehow got started making some smart-ass comment about preferring undead girls right before Tessa Virtue and her partner started their routine. Virtue, for whatever reason (makeup? pre-routine jitters?), had absolutely no color in her face—fitting my "undead" criteria perfectly, and causing me to become an immediate and vocal fan of hers. (I'm not a hypocrite!) Turns out she and her partner are pretty damn good, too. Also, her competition all wore these garishly flamboyant costumes—that certainly didn't hurt, either.

As for mahjong? I bought a $0.99 mahjong app for my iPod touch (I like it, and would recommend it if you want to practice Japanese "Riichi" Mahjong) and practiced furiously in the week leading up to Sunriver. Here are the results:

Most of us—save Jon and Brian, I think—chomboed (lit. "screwed up big-time") once each during the weekend; we didn't bother with the stiff penalties that are usually associated with that, instead writing them off to learning the rules.

Still, not too shabby. I didn't pull off the monster hands that Brian did, but at least I finished up overall. (Again, ignoring chombos...)

Other events of note: Nate baked a whole bunch of bread, and it was delicious. Jon, Brian and I played some New Super Mario Bros. Wii (generally acknowledged to feature "divorce mode") and finished with our friendships intact. Andy reprised his epic version of No Doubt's Bathwater in Rock Band. Andy and I began Saturday with a good old-fashioned game of Streets of Rage 2, much to everyone else's chagrin. I spent a good while engrossed in Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth, as is my nature when a new Phoenix Wright game comes out. Brian and I made more progress in Growlanser II—just enough progress to realize that we cannot save the girl. (It's actually rather depressing.) Multiple people dawwed over Pixel the Cat.

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I've only managed to exercise once since getting back from Sunriver, but that was enough to finish off my latest anime series: Bamboo Blade. It didn't strike me as a super-awesome show, but it was fun enough—and it's (kinda) main message caused me to reconsider how I approach my dance classes. I generally tend to focus single-mindedly on learning whatever moves or pattern that's being taught in class... but that's not exactly fun, and why bother learning the moves if you're not going to have fun doing so? I don't know that I'm actually any worse off in remembering the new moves—and tonight was certainly more enjoyable than most.

Best staff meeting ever.

So The Boss finishes this meeting with a slew of horribly depressing calculations indicating how the future is going to blow chunks. As people are getting ready to break and go hang themselves, The Boss closes the internet browser window he had open (and on the projector) for part of his presentation.

Underneath is a full-screen porn popup window. A busty, completely naked, blonde is standing along the entire right edge of the screen.

Comedy ensues.

Wed 17 February 2010, 12:15 AM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ 2 Comments

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace review: completely destroys the movie, in a way that is so much more entertaining than Episode I could even dream of being. You'll have to overlook and/or enjoy creepy humor, and a bizarre voice, but... wow.

Wed 17 February 2010, 12:05 AM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ 1 Comment

Just under four days to learn riichi mahjong.

At the very least I need to know enough to hold my own against Brian and Nate. If I fail, I'm going to be swimming with sharks this weekend.

Tue 16 February 2010, 12:03 AM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ Comment

Holy crap, we just learned the most awesome extension to the basic whip in west coast swing tonight. (Too bad it's something that the follows have to do; leads can't just lead their way through it...)

Also, if you pair me up with an insanely gifted follow (I'm not quite sure why she's taking the class, to be honest), we can actually have a fun dance. As in, I'm a decent enough lead that I don't wholly cripple a good follow's ability to play. Holy crap.

["Play" has been my eternal nemesis in WCS, for the uninitiated.]

After tonight, I have the tiniest sliver of hope that I haven't already encountered my glass ceiling with this dance. I've harbored that fear for about five years, now... making this bit of hope rather refreshing.

Thu 11 February 2010, 10:26 PM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ Comment

Donna's VD and Unicrons Page: the most important Valentine's Day (and unicrons) link you have, and the only page on Geocities worth rescuing.

You didn't really think I would let this one die, did you?

Thu 11 February 2010, 7:03 AM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ 2 Comments

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