Russian Police Choir performs Get Lucky at the Olympics Opening Ceremony. You don’t have to watch this, but I laughed heartily.
Liveblogging the Sochi Opening Ceremony
Fri 7 February 2014, 8:03 PM ⁄⁄ 2 Comments
This is a spur-of-the-moment thing, but let’s get this party started! (And, yes, I know I’m watching a tape-delayed opening ceremony. You’re not reading this in real time, either, so let’s call it even.)
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8:07 PM: Hey everybody, let’s learn the Russian A B 3s!
8:15 PM: The whole “girl flying through a dreamscape” thing is actually really cool. It’s definitely better than our hoedown, which was the moral equivalent of America giving itself a swirly in front of the world.
8:22 PM: Whoever was in charge of that fifth Olympic ring is about to be spirited away by the Putin
8:24 PM: And heeeeeere’s Putin! (Arriving moments after dealing with the Fifth Ring Operator’s family)
8:32 PM: The lone red person who missed his/her mark, in the lower right of the screen, was Hilarious. Also: soon to be Putined.
8:37 PM: Is it IOC policy that the people with the country placards be dressed by someone certified batshit insane?
8:38 PM: Australian gal with the yellow kangaroo doll in her hood: I like your style.
8:40 PM: Wow, this color commentary is harsh. “This is the first and last time you’ll hear about Andorra these games.”
8:41 PM: Marin: “What is this music, anyway? Is this what it sounds like to be Putinized?”
8:46 PM: LOL Bermuda people are wearing Bermuda shorts. I can see their goosebumps in HD!
8:49 PM: I wonder how long the Russian sideline dancers can actually boogie—they’ve been doing this little coordinated dance for a while, now, and they’re wearing heavy(-looking) white coats.
8:53 PM: Wow, those German outfits are, uh, terribly colorful. Emphasis on terribly.
8:54 PM: China’s actually letting Hong Kong compete as a separate country?(?!)
9:03 PM: America’s Hat enters! (Yeah, I’m reaching.)
9:05 PM: Apparently China doesn’t know that they need to keep walking.
9:06 PM: Holy crap, is all of Latvia competing?
Boogie update: Cohesion has broken down a bit, but everybody’s still bopping to the beat.
9:11 PM: HOLY CRAP MONACO IS MORE THAN JUST A GAME????
(kidding, jeez)
9:13 PM: So the IOC banned India due to corruption? What the heck did India do?
9:25 PM: We really need to stop giving Ralph Lauren work.
9:27 PM: When did Shaun White become one of the more respectable-looking of our Olympic athletes?
9:28 PM: I’m not really competitive, sports aren’t really my bag, and I’m not super-nationalistic… but I still get a little chill when the United States enters the Olympic arena. The ideal of the Olympics still has some power, I guess.
9:40 PM: ok i’m done now when does this end
9:41 PM: Awww, why do the Swiss all have their jackets zipped up?
9:43 PM: I just heard the color commentary explain “YOLO” on national TV. Some things need to be looked up online, ya know?
9:44 PM: Something tells me that you don’t want to be the nation entering immediately prior to the host nation.
9:44 PM: Jamaica was very clearly using an iPhone. Samsung must be pissed.
Boogie Update: Boogie-ing is up 4000% as the Russians enter the stadium! Putin looks down, pleased. Many lives were spared tonight.
9:47 PM: The block of Important Russian People is trying to boogie. They obviously don’t do this very often.
9:51 PM: A thousand years of history in three minutes? They shouldn’t have!
No, really, they can stop now.
9:51 PM: Color commentary to the rescue: “you might not recognize these actors, but we think they might be noteworthy to the Russians.”
9:52 PM: I can’t help but feel like this history omits some important details.
9:54 PM: SHIT YES BRING ON THE RUSSIAN HOEDOWN
9:55 PM: The three horses of the Russian Hoe-pocalypse! I can feel it coming!
9:58 PM: I like how Russia is using technology to animate breaking ice flows and stuff. China would have used thousands of people to get the same effect.
9:59 PM: This is totally the Russian hoedown, yet it’s still nowhere near as traumatizing as our hoedown was.
10:03 PM: Who thought that air-flute and air-drums were a good thing to show off in front of the world?
10:07 PM: I assumed the Russian hoedown was done. I assumed wrong.
10:08 PM: The right line isn’t looking very straight. The camera cuts away to Putin jotting down names.
10:09 PM: This “ballroom dance” doesn’t have very much ballroom or very much dancing. Oh, wait, I see a couple in closed position!
10:11 PM: Holy crap something that approached actual dance!
10:12 PM: They actually are doing some really nifty stuff with contrasting light and shadow, black/white and color.
…And then they decide to give everyone an epileptic seizure.
10:20 PM: Why is everything suddenly red? Is this some sort of symbolism or something that I’m just missing?
10:30 PM: A bunch of people just got married (not to Macklemore), and then an army of milkmen delivered baby carriages. Hrm.
10:37 PM: Putin doesn’t look pleased with the guy giving a speech right now. The guy notices, and his hand tremors ever-so-slightly.
10:38 PM: “Dear Olympic athletes…” that’s why my back is to you for the remainder of this speech.
10:39 PM: I hope this speech ends with a reminder not to use the water on your face.
10:43 PM: The Russian “dove of peace” (?) appears to be a jellyfish.
10:44 PM: Spinning women! Now this is what I like to see!
10:46 PM: OOOOH! If you just pay attention to the lit spinning cords when they’re to the left and right of the dancers, they look like wings! (Being serious, this time: I totally missed that for the first half of the routine.)
11:14 PM: OK, that was actually pretty good, as far as Olympic opening ceremonies go. Russia has nothing to be ashamed about.
Silence
Fri 7 February 2014, 12:10 PM ⁄⁄ Comment
I am once again snowed in. We got somewhere between 8 and 12 inches yesterday, depending on who you ask, and the current National Weather Service warning says we can expect another 3 to 7 inches today, followed by up to a half-inch of freezing rain. Bets on whether or not I lose power? (I’m totally going to lose power.)
Unlike in December, everybody seems to be much more relaxed this time—staying home, taking it easy. Barely anyone is driving, and places like campus and my office aren’t even bothering to try and open. The snow is, once again, very dry; would-be sledders down my hill take a couple low-speed runs, and then get bored.
It really doesn’t snow often in the valley, so this sort of pause remains novel for me. The world outside is bitterly cold, and almost completely still. I’m pretty well mentally frayed at the moment, and the cold and silence, the numbness and tranquility, that I need are just on the other side of a door.
Like, literally.
The wisdom of crowds?
Tue 28 January 2014, 2:15 AM ⁄⁄ 1 Comment
I really wish someone would try to tell me about the wisdom of crowds, because then I could throw this inconvenient truth in their face:
Holy crap what a piece of garbage that was.
Ghost Trick (iOS) is 99 cents right now (free download, $0.99 in-app-purchase to unlock all chapters). That’s a steal for a fun, fun game!
Fri 13 December 2013, 12:39 PM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ Comment
Snowpocalypse 2013
Fri 13 December 2013, 12:27 PM ⁄⁄ Comment
Twenty years ago, when I was in middle school, we had an epic snowstorm (by Willamette Valley standards) that dumped a foot of snow in a day and closed school for a week. It was great—at least until we had to add extra days at the end of the school year to make up for the days we lost.
Since then we’ve had an inch here or there, and a couple ice events, but nothing that ever compared to the legendary snow of my childhood. A week ago, nature saw fit to challenge its record.
Eight inches of dry snow fell early last Friday, which were the opening salvo in a week of sub-freezing high temperatures. One night we had a low of something like 1℉, which was the coldest low we’ve had in forty years.
The roads have been a complete mess, schools have been closed, and kids have been sledding down my hill all week. UPS spent a week tagging my packages with “snow delay” scans instead of actually delivering them. (The FedEx guy actually parked at the base of my hill and walked the rest of the way to deliver his packages.) Oregon State closed for Monday of Finals Week, that’s how bad things were around here.
Marin and I went for a walk in the snow last Friday, and thus a small collection of photos of objects with snow hats was born:
I’ve telecommuted to work a bit (the one saving grace has been that we never lost power), and rode the busses in on Wednesday… Major intersections were still messy as heck, five days after the snow fell, which was pretty galling. On the other hand, I also learned that the bus service out to my area (which is comparatively in the sticks) is a bit better than when I checked a year ago.
We finally started thawing out late yesterday afternoon, and while there’s still snow on my road I can at least now see some pavement again. Good thing, too; I’m starting to run a bit low on (non-emergency) food.
The day I have to sign for a package in my pajamas is also the day I discover that the postal worker covering my area is a cute gal.
Good to know that some things never change.
Mon 28 October 2013, 12:31 PM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ 2 Comments
I know I’m a month behind the internet, but Ylivis’ The Fox is hilarious. (Stonehenge is also pretty great.)
Mon 23 September 2013, 12:58 AM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ Comment
As if things couldn’t get any worse, now there are rumors that Sega is buying Atlus?
I’m still waiting for Valkyria Chronicles 3—I don’t think my heart could take it if I have to wait (er, “wait”) for Persona 5, too!
Wed 18 September 2013, 12:28 AM ⁄⁄ Link ⁄⁄ Comment
Healthcare
Mon 16 September 2013, 7:33 PM ⁄⁄ 2 Comments
I buy my own insurance, which means I’m stuck on the forefront of the Affordable Care Act revolution. I just got some paperwork from my insurance, noting my new plan option after the first of next year.
I currently pay $133 a month for my coverage. This new plan is $236 a month.
My current plan waives the deductible for my first four office visits each year, save for a $35 copay. The new plan, if I read it right, has a $60 office visit copay after deductible.
My current plan charges a $10 copay for a 90-day supply of generic medication; the new plan charges a $20 copay for a 30-day supply of the same.
If this is representative of all new ACA insurances, I’ll go uninsured and pay the goddamn penalty. Fuck Obamacare.
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